will power is for people who don't want to get laid
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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