I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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