Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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