What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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