she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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