I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
bring money and cleavage
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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