I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
