So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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