No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
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