this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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