We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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