hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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