It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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