I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You need a sexual gate keeper
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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