Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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