escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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