think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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