My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
