i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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