you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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