How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
