There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
