is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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