We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Randomize
