so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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