all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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