i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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