did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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