Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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