She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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