You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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