I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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