her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Say something about gay babies.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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