He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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