TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
he fucked my hip out of place.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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