whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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