she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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