is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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