you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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