i just sent this text using only my big toe
this just has baby written all over it
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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