I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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