Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Randomize
