Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We're using joints as your birthday candles
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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