names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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