Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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