Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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