why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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