doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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