I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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