What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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