Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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