she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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