pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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