Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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